This is the transcript of Tom & Jerry Kids episode Car Wash Droopy.
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(Scene opens up at a carwash that reads, "DROOP & DRIP CAR WASH, OVER THREE MILLION CLEANED", with light bulbs around it blinking on and off. It then pans to a gray car being cleaned by two gigantic hands that later turn into three gigantic fans. They eventually stop, and Droopy appears on the screen.)
Droopy: Is your car icky, yucky, filthy, and peeyew?
(Dripple appears on the screen)
Dripple: Then the Droop & Drip Car Wash is just the thing for you!
(Scene switches to a long line of cars waiting outside the car wash)
Droopy: That's it, fellas. Keep 'em moving, keep 'em moving!
(Dripple is seen working the cashier. People pass by and pay Dripple the money. The numbers in the cashier go from $0.50 to $3.50 to $7.50.)
Dripple: This is the part I love.
(A yellow car comes into the car wash. The car wash fills up with water, the car spins around, reshapes, gets dried, and comes out sparkly clean. Church bells play. Scene cuts to Droopy at the entrance of the car wash.)
Droopy: Tired of your dirty car? Wanna see it clean? Then come on over to the Droop & Drip. We're the best you've ever seen. (signals car) Next! (he walks over to see Dripple working out the cashier) How we doing son?
(McWolf appears onscreen)
Dripple: Looks like we're gonna make a lot of money to get, papa.
(Scene switches to a large amount of money in Dripple's cashier)
Droopy: Yeah, a million dollars. (McWolf pinches his chin excitedly) Give or take a few hundred thousand.
(McWolf spurts out a lot of coins. His eyes are replaced with dollar signs. He then pulls back from the car wash.)
McWolf: Oh! McWolf's McWash used to be the popular car wash in town until those soapy-dopey do-gooder doggies opened their place.
(Scene switches a red car pulling up to McWolf's car wash)
McWolf: Can it be? Do my eyes deceive me? Do I finally have a customer?! (McWolf gets pushed up in the air by the red car and lands back down in front of its window) Welcome to McWolf's McWash where your car wash wish is our wish-wash command. Today's super saver special features a complete car body makeover. A hubcap polish front and back massage. All for this low, low price of $99.99.
(The window whine down showing a Sudsy Vavoom behind the wheel
Sudsy Vavoom: Hi, I'm Sudsy Vavoom.
McWolf: On second thought, for you, this offer is absolutely free!
Sudsy Vavoom: Actually, I was hoping you could give me directions to the Droop and Drip Car Wash.
McWolf: Of course... What?!
Sudsy Vavoom: I heard they're best in town.
(McWolf's face turn red and he screams with train noise being heard)