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(Tom is chasing Jerry around the hotel's main hall. At the second lap, Tom breaks the wall to the right and causes damage in the structure. Thudding and crashing wakes Spike up.)

Spike: *attempts to cover his ears*

(The ceiling breaks and the animals fall down on the chandelier. Tom slides and falls in front of Spike.)

Tom: AAARGH! (Tom attempts to flee, but Spike grabs him.)

Spike: That's it! I can't take it anymore, I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP! (Spike grabs Tom upwards and forcibly puts him into a plant pot.) And if I hear one more peep out of yours, you'll really be sorry!

(Spike pins Tom with bamboo and soil from the pot, then he walks away to sleep. Tom does not fit the pot, for he stumbles. When on feet, Tom attempts to walk away. Jerry sneaks and puts bubble wrap on Tom's path. The bubble wrap pops, waking Spike. Infuriated bulldog grabs Tom, wraps him with the bubble wrap, and spins at the corner. Tom causes the suitcases fall down while spinning. He hits another pot- with a ficus plant, which causes his pot to crash and renders him unconscious. Spike returns to sleeping. Armand is trying to gather remnants of the ficus.)

Armand: Oh no! Philo, my favorite ficus plant has been smashed to bits! (Armand gathers Philo's remnants and shows those to Molly.) Poor thing was roughed up by some sort of maniac, a real animal... (Spike wakes up.) *sighs* I don't think he'll last a week. (Armand walks away.)

Spike: He must be talking about Tom. (Spike sits on his pillow.) What have I done?! From now on, I'm gonna be as nice as possible to that cat. (Tom is sleeping on his pillow.) Tom? (Tom rises in fear.)Tom, ol' buddy, Armand said I roughed you up pretty good. Said he didn't think you'd last the week. (Tom is thinking. Spike runs to the left.) Wait here just a minute. (Tom stares at Spike with suspicion, then he spots Armand carrying the broken plant.)

Armand: So long, old friend. (Armand disposes the ficus and sniffles.) I knew you wouldn't last the week!

Tom: *gestures* Hahahah-hohohohaha! (Spike returns with a large fish.)

Spike: Here! This will keep your strength up. (Spike puts the fish on Tom's bowl, covering it completely. Tom is scratching his forehead while Spike is striking a servitude pose. Jerry comes by.)

Jerry: *flails his hands* (Tom is striking a painful pose.)

Spike: Leave that cat alone today, little pal! (Spike leans to Jerry.) He may not be around much longer. (Jerry gazes in anger, then Tom kicks him off his pillow.)

Tom: *emerges from his pillow with creaking muscles* (Tom leans on Spike, pretending weakness. After a while, he scratches Spike to raw skin.)

Spike: *screams in pain* (Tom slaps Spike while pretending to be unconscious. Spike looks at his bowl, where a huge steak rests.) What' that? You want the steak from my food bowl?

Tom: *nods his head*

Spike: You got it, buddy! (Spike puts Tom gently on the ground, then he brings his own steak in a moment. Spike puts the steak to Tom's mouth.)

Tom: *shreds the steak with a metallic noise* (Jerry leaps on a waste basket and opens it. After a brief search, Jerry takes a ficus leaf from the waste bag.)

Jerry: *waves Spike a ficus leaf*

Spike: Plants, nature, fresh air! Oh! Good thinking. (Spike strokes Tom on his head.) Let's ask Tom if he wants to go outside. (Spike turns to Tom.) Tom?

Tom: *points at the ceiling*

Spike: The roof? (Jerry walks away in disgust.)The roof is 20 flights up and the elevator is broken.

Tom: *pretends to faint*

Spike: BEEE-NO! I'll get you to the roof, Tommy boy! (Spike grabs Tom.) Elevator or no elevator. (Spike rushes through the stairs with Tom on his back. After a long climb, they reach the roof.) *pants* We made it! (Spike puts Tom on the ground.) Here ya go, Tommy boy. Enjoy! (Tom rises while Spike grabs a hose. Before Spike manages to drink water from the hose, Tom pokes his shoulder. Spike turns around and Tom leaps on him.) Huh? You wanna go back down already?

Tom: *nods his head*

Spike: But we just got here!

Tom: *points that he demands to go downstairs*

Spike: Okay! okay.

(Spike takes Tom downwards. The scenery changes to the corridor inside the hotel. Piano music is playing in the background. Spike moves unconsciously while carrying Tom and he hits a wall, then he stumbles. Tom doesn't get injured. The cat looks at a cart-table with soda cans placed in orderly rows. Tom approaches the table and grabs two nearby cans. He shakes them vigorously, then he puts them in place and approaches Spike. Tom pokes the bulldog.)

Spike: *Gets up* (Tom points at soda cans.) What's that, pal? You want an ice-cold soda?

Tom: *nods his head*

Spike: You got it! (Spike charges to the cart, where Jerry is emptying one can using a straw. Spike opens the can and its content sizzles right into his face.)

Tom: *points at Spike* Wohoho-hahahah-hohohohaha!

Spike: *opens another soda can* (The content of the soda can sizzles at Spike.)

Tom: *laughs on the ground* Ha-ha-ha!

Spike: *stares at the audience with a puzzled facial expression* (Tom is waiting impatiently on the ground.) What can I do to make you happy, Tommy boy? (Tom points at the cart.) You wanna watch more soda cans explode in my face?

Tom: *nods his head* (Spike scratches his head. Tom pretends to feel weakened to the sound of violin playing in the background.) *wheezes*

Spike: Okay, okay! You got it, (Spike shakes the entire cart with soda cans. Jerry flees. Tom turns his gaze on Spike, who is opening shaked soda cans one by one, getting splashed by the beverage.)

Tom: *claps his hands* (Jerry is watching Spike's self-humiliation in amazement, then he turns to Tom with anger in his eyes.)

Jerry: *bites Tom's tail*

Tom: Yee-OW!

Spike: Hey, leave the poor cat alone! (Tom is stroking the place Jerry bit him. Jerry flees and Spike goes after him. Jerry guides Spike to the security room.)

Jerry: AAARGH! (Spike passes a recording with Armand showing Molly a damaged ficus plant.)

Armand: *sighs* I don't think he'll last a week. (Spike rewinds the recording.) Poor thing was roughed up by some sort of maniac, a real animal...*sighs* I don't think he'll last a week.

Spike: Armand wasn't talking about Tom getting hurt. He was talking about his plant! (Spike stares at Jerry.) That means Tom wasn't hurt bad at all. He was faking it the whole time! That conniving kitty is gonna get it.

(At the main corridor, Tom is sneaking past a bamboo. Spike approaches him.)

Spike: *clears throat* (Tom stands irritated.)

Tom: *coughs* (Tom hits the floor.)

Spike: Oh, no! Are you still sick? You need something else?

Tom: *nods* (Tom points at Spike's steak.)

Spike: You want the big T-bone steak Armand put in my dish?

Tom: *nods*

Spike: *points his index finger* (Spike pretends to be approaching the steak. Tom lands on Spike's pillow.) You want it? (Spike grabs his steak. Tom rises from the pillow.) I'm gonna give it to you! (Spike slaps Tom with the steak.) That's for making me walk up all them stairs!(Spike slaps Tom with the steak for the second time.) And that's for the soda cans. (Spike slaps Tom with the steak from above.) And that's for just being you!

(Tom waves the white flag. The scenery changes to the hotel's pool hall, where Jerry and Spike are resting.)

Spike: Jerry, would you like your drink topped off?

Jerry: *nods*

Spike: Hey, Tom, we need more lemonade over here! (Bandaged all-over Tom drives by on a wheel chair. He pours Spike lemonade from a jug, then he does so to Jerry. Having done his task, Tom drives away.) When life gives you lemons, you get a cat to make you lemonade.

(Spike sips his lemonade and the episode ends.)

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