If You're Ever Down In Texas, Look Me Up is a song originally written and recorded by Phil Harris, Terry Shand and "By" Dunham in the 1940s and is sung by Tom Cat in Texas Tom. Tom sings a song for Tara with his guitar, but has Jerry to turn on the record player playing music for him; Jerry does takes the chance to mess with the speed of the recorder, and therefore, makes Tom sing in whatever speed he chooses at some point, it is adjusted to the proper speed.
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If you're ever down in Texas, Look me up
If you're ever down in Texas, Look me up
YAH HAA!
When men are men and love it, and the gals are sure glad of it
Man, if you're ever down in Texas, Look me up
Everybody's gonna holler "Howdy-Doo"
Cows: Howdy-Doo!
Everybody there'll be sayin "How are you?"
Mmmmmmm
We raise corn for hot tamales and go silly for the dollies
Oh if you're ever down in Texas, Look me up
(Record Player Goes Faster) Ask anyone for Tommy, Everybody knows of me
They'll tell you where I'm riding at, Bar W, X or Y or Z
If you all come to Texas, Look me up
We got everything in Texas, Look it up.
(Record Player goes Slow) Am I right or Am-I-rillas?, Man, this state's a killa dilla
If you're ever down in Texas, Look me up.
Now ask anyone for Tommy, Everybody knows of me
They'll tell you where I'm riding at, Bar W, X or Y or Z
So, if you all come to Texas, Look me up
We got everything in Texas, Look it up.
Am I right or Am-I-rilla?, Man, this state's a killa dilla
If you're ever down in Texas, Look me...YIPE!!!