This is the transcript of Old Rockin' Chair Tom.
[Mammy Two Shoes is standing on a chair, screaming in panic, being harassed by Jerry.]
Mammy Two-Shoes: Eeek!! *screams* Thomas! Save me! Go on mouse, shoo, shoo, get away from here, you quit trying to scare me. [Tom, who lazily wakes up] THOMAS! THOMAS!!
Tom: *shrieks* AHH!! [Tom rejuvenates instantly when he spots Mammy being harassed by Jerry and chases after him]
[Tom chases Jerry away from Mammy to the living room, Jerry trips him. Jerry goes back to Mammy and rocks the stool up and down until Tom chases him again. Jerry then opens up a door and the ironing board, followed by the iron, falls on Tom's head. Tom catches Jerry trying to cut down the stool, and Jerry gives him the axe.]
Mammy Two-Shoes: Hit him, Tom! Hit him!
[Mammy urges Tom to hit Jerry, but each time Jerry ducks and eventually he chops down the stool. Tom supports Mammy on his head, until he loses his balance. Jerry opens the door of the basement stairway. Tom goes through the doorway, with Mammy still on him, and both crash down into the basement causing several pieces of crockery to smash outside the door.]
Mammy Two-Shoes: Thomas, if you is a mouse catcher, I is Lana Turner; which I ain't. [Jerry shakes his head to agreeing] The trouble with you is, you is getting to old to catch mice. So, I have decided to bring in a new and younger cat. Step up here and meet a real mouse catcher. Oh, Lightning!
[He rushes onto the scene running over Tom in the process.]
Jerry: *gasp*
[Lightning chases after Jerry and speedily kicks the mouse out of the house and into the dumpster.]
Tom: *gasp*
[Tom then panics as Lightning speeds past him and flips him over. Lightning goes to Mammy and kisses her hang.]
Mammy Two-Shoes: He-ha-ha-ha! Boy you are gentleman and a mouse catcher.
[Lightning instantly detects Jerry who trying to sneak back in through the mail slot. However Lightning prevents this]
Jerry: *shrek* AHH!
[Lightning kicks Jerry again into the dumpster. The cat then passes by Tom and twists him around, and dresses him up with a fake beard]
Mammy Two-Shoes: That's right, Lightning. Take good care of poor old Uncle Tom. Well, goodnight Lightning. See you in the morning. [Lightning goes to door in a flash to open the door for his new owner] Hehe, love that cat.
[Lightning, as a cat, starts to show his true nature by raiding the fridge until he drops a bottle of milk.]
Mammy Two-Shoes: Thomas? Is that you in the icebox. [Lightning panics and quickly gathers things from there and frames Tom by dumping the fridge contents at Tom's feet, stuffing leftovers into his hands and cramming Tom inside a watermelon. Mammy enters and sees Tom, but not Lightning standing next to him. Thomas! Has you been at that icebox? [Lightning nods Tom's head.] You have? Then out you go! [Before she does, Lightning offers to throw Tom out of the house instead, and Tom is kicked into the dumpster, where he sees Jerry. As Lightning is set to kick the mouse again, but Jerry insisted to just kicks himself instead. Lightning claps his paws before returning to the house]
[Tom and Jerry glare from dumpster of Lightning as they two look each other. They put their differences aside to take on the intruding newcomer]
Jerry: *whispers* (mimicks of slicing the neck) *continuous whispering*
[Later Tom and Jerry, armed with a magnet and iron, sneak into the house, and place the iron by a sleeping Lightning's mouth, and the magnet behind his rear. This causes Lightning to swallow the iron, waking him up. As Lightning spots Jerry in front of him. The mouse kisses his in the mouth before leaving with Lightning chasing after him. Tom uses the magnet to attract the iron, and therefore pull Lightning back into his fist. Tom then tosses the magnet to Jerry, but Jerry is too light and is dragged along with Lightning until he runs into the iron and latches onto the magnet. Lightning grabs onto a piano leg and Tom, Jerry and Lightning begin a tug-of-war. The duo wins and Lightning is sent through the piano and crashes into the wall, where a whole set of plates fall on the ginger cat. Mammy hears the chaos and enters the room]
Mammy Two Shoes: What in the world is going on in here? [Jerry soon starts to terrorize Mammy again] YOWW!! [She is on the stool again. She is standing on stool.] LIGHTNING! [Lightning hears her and quickly heads to her but is prevented by Tom, who is controlling his movements behind the kitchen wall. As Jerry continue to terrorize the woman, Lightning tries to get off from the wall, but his efforts were foiled after three times, Tom then moves the magnet around causing the ginger cat to do a dance before then repeatedly slamming his head into the floor. With Lightning unable to come to the rescue. Eventually, after praying that someone will help her] THOMAS! [Tom soon heads into the kitchen to grab Jerry and pretends to beat him up, but in reality, Tom and Jerry are outside the house hitting a pan with wooden sticks and rattling it. Afterwards Mammy is about to throw Lightning, Tom helpfully insists on kicking the ginger cat out of the house] Thank you, Thomas. [But forgetting the iron that Lightning swallowed earlier, he ends up smashing his foot after striking the iron as he kicks him to get broken foot symptoms]
Tom: OW-HOO-OO-O OWW-HO!!
[Later, Tom, with his broken foot wrapped in bandages, is given a nice pie from Mammy]
Mammy Two Shoes: As well as an apology for her misunderstanding. As I sincerely hopes you accepts my apology and a small token of gratitude.
[Once Mammy leaves the scene, Tom takes half of the pie, but leaves the remainder of it by his side for Jerry, who using the magnet, brings the pie in the dish near to his hole and happily eats his well-earned food.]
[THE END]