Droopy: Now according to this treasure map. We take ten paces at the direction.
Barney: One, two, three. *splash sound* four…
Droopy: He’s not too bright isn’t he?
[Barney ends up falling in water]
Barney (gurgles): Five, six…
Droopy: But he’s a good counter. Now six paces in this direction.
Barney: One, two, three…
Droopy: The tree is in your backyard way.
Barney: Four, five, SIX!! (Barney trips on a pile of bricks)
Droopy: I told you he was a good counter. (They arrive at the destination) According to the map the treasure must be in the house.
Barney: Ghee, it’s looks kinda scary.
Droopy: Nonsense, it’s just an old abandon house. Nothing to worry about.
(Slick notices them from atop of the roof)
Slick Wolf: I got to get rid of them so the treasure will be mine. All mine!! *evil snickering*
(They enter inside the old house)
Droopy: It’s dark to find the treasure tonight, will get some sleep and look tomorrow.
Barney: Good idea. (Barney instantly sleeps on the sofa) *loud snoring*
Droopy: He’s a double threat; A good counter and a good snorer. Luckily I’m an very sound sleeper.
Slick Wolf: This should scare them. “cackling*
(Barney continuous snoring)
Slick Wolf: Boo! Boooo!
Barney: You should eat more mister, your very skinny.
Slick Wolf: Hmm… I’ll have to get a little scarier.
Barney: A skeleton! The ghost!
Droopy: Now what is this about ghost?
Barney: I saw him, I saw him!
Droopy: Nonsense, there’s no ghost here and I’m going to prove it scientifically. (Droopy heads to the closest and opens the door) You see there’s nothing in the closet, just an old big hunk of tin.
Barney: *stutters* Gh- gho- gah gah…
Droopy: It must be something about your vocabulary. (Slick in a knight armor comes out the door but before he does, Droopy closes the door launching him through the wall.)
Droopy: Another place that ghosts frequent is behind bookcases. (He lays on the switch that triggers a secret entrance)
Slick Wolf: “Booing”
Droopy: See, no secret in openings.
Barney: (stuttering)
Droopy: Maybe it’s the toothpaste you use.
Barney: (stuttering)
Droopy: Perhaps, you should stop eating peanut butter. It can do that to your mouth you know? The fireplace is also a favorite hunt of haunts. That’s sorta of a joke you know? (He and Barney walk to the fireplace) See, nothing there.
*Wolf howling*
(Slick Wolf attempts to go through the chimney)
Barney: (stuttering) Gah, gah, gah…
Droopy: Gah, gah, gah, gah? Oh, perhaps it’s the lyrics to one of those rock and roll songs.
Barney: (continues stuttering)
Droopy; Might as well have some fire.
(The fire from fireplace forces Slick launching out of the chimney into the trees.)
Droopy: Now that I’ve proven that there’s no ghost, will go back to sleep.
Barney: Gah, gah, gah… (The wall flips on Barney to a room with Slick disguised ghost)
Slick: *Booing*
Barney: Gah, gah, gah, gah. (Barney retreats through the wall to the sofa with Droopy)
Droopy: That song again? Very well, I’ll join you.
Slick: *continuous booing*
(Droopy then noticed the “ghost”)
Droopy: I believe I’m seeing something I shouldn’t. Hello there, we didn’t know anyone was home.
(Slick then pounces at them knocking the chair in the process. A hanging moose head falls on Slick’s head)
Barney: (stuttering) Gah, gah, gah, gah…
Droopy: This is no time to start singing. (Slick Wolf goes maniacally with a moose on his head, Barney then retreats) Isn’t this exciting? (Slick trips in the air revealing his disguise) Just as I thought.
Slick Wolf: You never find the treasure… Never, never!
Droopy: See, he’s no ghost. There’s no such things as ghost.
Ghost: (eerie voice) I wouldn’t be too sure about that.
Barney: (stuttering): Gah, gah, gah, gah.
(Both Barney and Slick quickly run out of old house from the ghost. Awhile retreating, they destroy a couch which reveals the treasure.)
Droopy: Oh my gratuitous, the treasure. I wonder where Barney is? This is really something to sing about. *singing* Gah, gah, gah, gah. (The ghost irritated by Droopy’a singing makes it retreat) Gah, gah, gah, gah. I guess he’s not a music lover.
[Episode ends]