This is the transcript for Smitten Kitten.
(Jerry runs away out the front door holding scissors, Tom comes at the house chasing after the mouse after he had cut his tail into a paper doll chain. Tom catches Jerry and plans to cut him with the scissors until he suddenly spots an attractive female cat, gets her attention with his whistle)
Tom: *whistles*
(The whistle gets her attention)
Kate: *giggles*
(After she giggles, Tom quickly falls head over heels in love with her (accompanied with a "pointer dog" pose), dangling out his tongue. Jerry witnessing that Tom found love, he becomes frustrated. Just then, his anti-conscious appears)
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: There goes your little playmate. Every time he sees a dame, he falls in love. Every time he falls in love, it means trouble for you. You remember that little doll down at the beach. She was laying their minding her business.
[Leading to a flashback of Salt Water Tabby, where Jerry's interference embarrassed Tom, and leading to Tom shooting Jerry into the sea through a fizzy cola bottle.]
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: That's what I said: What did you get out of it? Trouble! Nothing but trouble! And how about that other little number he invited over for dinner. You was in there eating.
[Recalling another flashback of The Mouse Comes to Dinner, As Jerry was eating from a bowl of cheese until bonked in the head with spoon by Tom. He then invites his girlfriend Toots for dinner]
Toots: Hello. Tommy! Oh, I'd love to come for dinner.
[This is where Jerry was forced to serve the food and blow Tom's soup. The frustrated mouse spit Tom's soup in his face, which caused Tom to place the spoon that Jerry was standing on directly above a candle flame, which burned Jerry's butt and feet,
Jerry: *whimpering screaming* AHH!
(This launching the mouse into a block of butter to cool off. The flashback ends]
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: Hahahaha! That was a hot one!
Jerry: [He glares at him for that comment]
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: And if that don't prove what I'm talking about. What happened to you when he fell for that cute little cowgirl? Not that anything was wrong with her.
(Recalling a scene of Texas Tom. Tom confidently strode up to the cowgirl cat and smoked a roll-up cigarette (with Jerry's "help"), which blew out the word "Howdy" in smoke.)
Jerry: [crosses his arms and looks away from his guardian devil]
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: And what where you, hop along chump, supper, doped. [He does the same as Jerry until he sees Tom and Kate] Look! [Jerry then sees what he was talking about]
(They see Tom and Kate having a good time together on a fountain. Tom telling her something she found amusing)
Kate; *giggles*
(After seeing what they were doing Jerry's guardian devil tells him)
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: We got to break this thing up before he starts serenading her. (Jerry glares to what he is seeing to realization) Or can you take that again. Wow! I can still hear him. Him slapping that big ol' fiddle and singing "Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby".
(They recall him singing in Solid Serenade, when Tom singing disturbing Jerry's sleep by serenading Toodles.)
Tom sings to Toodles starting from here:
- The way you're acting lately makes me doubt
- Youse is still my baby, baby
- Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out
- A woman is a creature that has always been strange
- Just when you're sure of one
- You'll find she's gone and made a change
- Is you is or is you ain't my baby
- Maybe baby's found somebody new
- Or is my baby still my baby true
- Is you is or is you ain't my baby
- Maybe baby's found somebody new
- Or is my baby still my baby true
(The music beats moves Jerry around his bedroom, interrupting his sleep, and a flower pot falls on his head)
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: Now these will bust up that romance fast. And you will need something for a hot foot, and there's nothing like a hatpin to put over your pert. Now get going before there's any trouble. (Jerry proceeds) Hahahaha, and if this don't start it, nothing will.
(As Jerry marches towards Tom and his new girlfriend, he suddenly spots an attractive female mouse)
Toots: *giggles*
(After she giggles, he immediately falls in love with her with the same "pointer dog" pose as Tom, dangling his tongue out for her)
Jerry's Anti-Conscious: *The green devil mouse slaps his head* I've been double-crossed and by a dame, every time a dame comes into my life, I'm in trouble. (A female devil mouse appears) Why do we have to have dames. Why? *He spots the female devil mouse* And what's wrong with dames? (As he immediately falls in love with her with the "pointer dog" pose yet again, dangling out his tongue)
Female Devil Mouse: *giggles*
(The screen closes in on the female devil mouse)