Jerry: It says right here...
Tom: [silently] Keep the change!
I wonder how I could get rid of Jerry...
Wow, that surely is high!
Maybe, I can lure Jerry out!
Tom: Help! Help! Help! Wiu! Ding-ding-ding! Jerry: FIRE! I must get outta here as fast as I can!
Tom: FINALLY, I GOT RID OF THAT MOUSE!
"I'm throwing away $1,000,000 dollars"
Moral of this story: Money can't buy happiness.